As told by Ninja Nick . . .
How To Play Football, by Nick Jones
(Unfortunately, I could not post the illustrations, your loss, truly! Punctuation as written by Nick.)
1. First, you put a helmet on.
2. Then, you put shoulder pads on.
3. Next, you put on pants.
4. When, the game starts get ready.
5. If, you'r the running back run as fast as you can. Like me.
6. When your on offense be good. If you are a wide recever catch a lot of balls.
7. When, the quarter-back says hike the out. If he hands it off to the RB try to score a touchdown.
8. Then if you win you are 0 - 1. (well, maybe the other way around, but you get the idea)
Subscribe to:
Post Comments (Atom)
2 comments:
Brilliant! I think the Birds should hire him!
I feel incredibly confident _I_ could play football with N. N's incisive leadership, direction and coaching. All hail Ninja Nick for straight S's and how-to skills! (And congrats to Wonder Will on his straight A report card, too!)
Post a Comment